Choose your Diwali gift before HR chooses for you.

Last year we guessed. This year we are asking. One gift per human — commitment issues end here. Got a wilder idea? Swap your pick for it, or stack it on top.

01 / THE WISH LIST (ONE. JUST ONE.)

Choose your festive fate

No committee required. HR has been warned.

OR / AND

Ditch the list for your own idea — or add it on top. Greed, but make it one-and-a-half.

02 / MAKE IT COUNT

ONE VOTE EACH

Work email, please. Or print this, add a fingerprint, and mail it to a random address. (We’re not giving you one.)